She's wondering a lot why the people she wants to get with have girlfriends in other states that are (in her opinion) not even half as pretty as her. Don't you think that if she was as pretty as she thought she was they'd be at her doorstep begging to be hers as opposed to being with girls that are in other states? Logically, they would. Her excuse is that they can't commit, which, in my case at least, is very untrue. Why would he want to pay for flights and rental cars twice a month if he could have her at little or no cost? Why would he stay on the phone with me from eleven in the evening until two in the morning when he fell asleep (still on the phone)? He wouldn't.
I'm not saying that she's ugly. She isn't ugly at all, but she isn't very pretty either. She's average, just like you and me and that other girl over there in the corner.
According to my beautiful boyfriend Ned, she isn't very thin or pretty (but that's okay, because neither am I, but I don't put up a front that I am) and she is close-minded (example: "She lives in Bumfuck, Indiana. Dump her.") and she isn't even CLOSE to being what she makes herself seem to be on the internet (which makes her a lying, fraudulent bitch, does it not?). He was drunk when the events took place, and therefore forgiven. It's like "uncrazy Alli" says, "...unless you're drunk, in which case you'd be thinking about me anyway, right?"
To sum it all up, Lea is the shallow owner of a flat personality. She's bland, just like the ugly poster someone made in third grade that had one line of text at the top and nothing else. What man in their right mind would want a nineteen year old girl who talks way too much about how trashed she gets at ten in the morning and repeats how beautiful she is on a five minute cycle, not to mention a